THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

thebadwolfthatwaited:

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

Let me tell you a thing about Walgreens

doggette:

The walls are NOT green.

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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theeleventhsherlock:

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

Get ready for all the “swing both ways” jokes

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

cerulean-warbler:

When you successfully fill out the captcha 

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